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Saturday, October 3, 2009

The Honest Scrap Award and a Few More MLIA's

I was awarded by JT and Evergreena (thank you guys! :D) and several others, so here are the rules:
1. Say thanks and give a link to the presenter of the award.
2. Share ten honest things about yourself.
3. Present this award to 7 others whose blogs you find brilliant and/or design, or who have encouraged you.
4. tell these 7 people that they've been awarded honest scrap.
Okay, ten honest things...
1. I love nail polish, but I have this incredibly annoying habit of peeling it off, even before it's dry. I just did my nails about an hour ago, and each nail is already chipped. *rolls eyes*
2. I LOVE snow!
3. I always have had this odd fascination for tattoos. I think they're strangely cool (in moderation...people who have all their body tattooed are just weird) on other people, but KNOW I couldn't actually get one on me. (I know I would regret it deeply shortly after I got it done)
4. I love coffee.
5. I hardly ever wear socks around the house, even in winter.
6. I often intrepet compliments as insults, but never insults as compliments.
7. I am so sarcastic.
8. I am weird. The song "Ocean Wide" started playing on the radio a few minutes ago, and I promptly got up and began doing a manipulated version of the waltz with my sister. Before that, I was playing that I was a chipmunk and she was an acorn that I was trying to chase down and eat. Don't ask me why. (Put your minds at ease...during the chipmunk game, I never actually caught my acorn)
9. I love soccer.
10. I have an obsession with twirling my ponytail around my fingers.
That was nice. I tag any of my followers.

Now for the My Life Is Average's (see previous post):

Today, a man held open an automatic door for me. I'm not quite sure what to make of this. MLIA

Today, I went to the record shop to get a movie that apparently has an age limit. The cashier asked for my ID, and I accidently showed him a Pokémon card that I've kept in my wallet for years. He smiled and said 'Level 28. OK, you're good'. MLIA

Today, I pulled on a door that had 'push' written on it, it opened anyway. I felt like I'd beaten the system. MLIA

Today on the bus, I noticed a sign that said "no animals except service animals permitted." Next to it was a picture of a giraffe with a red X over it. I can't help wondering how many people tried to get on the bus with a giraffe. MLIA.

Today I walked into our apple tree. It scratched me. Next thing I knew, an apple fell by my feet. Apology accepted. MLIA

Today, I realised that my being British and living in Britain is a complete waste of british-ness. I am going to try and convince my Mother to move to the USA, where my british-ness can be truly appreciated. MLIA

Today I got a mass email from my history teacher informing us all that our night class was cancelled because shed broken her ankle earlier in the day. Since I knew there was going to be a substitute, I decided it would be the perfect night to skip class to go to the premier night of the Toy Story double feature. When I got to the theater I heard a woman behind me telling someone a story about how shed cancelled her class and tricked all her students so she could go see toy story. I turned was my teacher. Neither of her legs were broken. We ended up sitting together and sharing popcorn. MLIA

Today, I went to the local convenience store in search for Salt and Vinegar chips. I realized I was approaching the store as it was closing, the shopkeeper told me I had 30 seconds to get what I wanted, purchase it and get out of the store. As fast as I could I raced for the chips, bought them and ran for the door. The shopkeeper was closing the door slowly and was about to shut it so I slid under the door just like Indiana Jones would. Salt and Vinegar chips have never tasted so good. MLIA

Today, I turned 16. For my birthday, most of my family decided to give me either pink or hello kitty themed things. My aunt, on the other hand, got me a red lightsaber. I'm glad somebody knows me. MLIA

Today, I was walking down the street and something fell from the sky and landed in front of me. I looked around and there was nobody nearby. It was a tortilla. From heaven. MLIA

Today, I was eating Lucky Charms and started thinking about how there should be more marshmallows because nobody cared about the cereal. At that moment, I dropped a piece of cereal on the ground, next to my hungry dog. She looked at it, then looked at me. Even my dog just wants the marshmallows. MLIA

Today while shopping for a new car the dealer took me out to the lot where I looked at the incoming dark clouds and commented that there must be dementors coming. [from HP] The dealer stopped and said "I'll be right back" and ran inside. She returned with two Hershey bars, handed one to me and said, "just in case." I have the utmost faith in this dealership for my purchase. MLIA

Today while I was at work I was checking cake orders. (I work at a bakery) One of the cakes was decorated red and blue, with a black web on top, with a Spiderman toy on top. The writing said "Happy Birthday Grandpa Gordon" I hope I get cool birthday cakes like that when I'm old. MLIA.

Today, I saw a fire hydrant with a pair of mittens on the sides. It's good to know even inanimate objects need to keep warm. MLIA.

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. There was an elderly man sitting near the front, and every time we drove down a hill he put out his arms and yelled "WEEE!!!". I wish I had thought of that. MLIA.

Today, we were assigned lab partners in science. My teacher said, "Ok, ladies & gentlemen,I assigned 1 stupid person & 1 smart person to each pair." He then chuckled. I hope he was joking because I got paired with a girl who always wins the straight A award & is the captain of the science club. MLIA.

Today, I was trying to free up some memory in my phone, so I decided to empty some old events from my calandar. I had the option to "Delete All Data Before Today". When I clicked it, it asked "Delete 01/01/1900 to 10/02/2009?" I felt like I was deleting all of the world's history. I got scared and didn't do it. MLIA.

HILARIOUS! No more words needed. ^_^


2 replies:

Kat Heckenbach said...

My fave is the dementors at the car dealership. Yeah, I would totally buy a car from someone based on that! :D Not kidding!

Ashley said...

Dude, MLIA is amazing!!!! XD

They are pretty funny, though. I can't believe that would actually happen.

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